Leaked Memo – Varakashi4ED Mash West
To: My Fellow Varakashi – Mash West
From: Chairman Levison Chambati
Subject: Strategy on Nelson Chamisa
Comrades,
I have been following your writings and I can see the passion and the deep dislike you have for Nelson Chamisa. However, I want to advise you: let us not be too hard on him with insults or unnecessary abuse.
The truth is, Chamisa has done more to keep ZANU PF in power than all our combined efforts. Let us look at the facts:
Where else can you find an opposition leader who strengthens the ruling party by boycotting by-elections, effectively pushing for a one-party state?
Where else can you find an opposition leader who keeps forming new parties, confusing his own supporters time and again?
Where else can you find an opposition leader who disappears after elections, going on sabbatical when his supporters need him most?
Where else can you find a leader who substitutes real politics with endless Bible verses, stringing his supporters along with false hope?
Where else can you find a leader who squanders donations, like the infamous $120,000, proving to his supporters that he is corrupt?
Where else can you find an opposition leader who destroys his own party structures just to crown himself absolute ruler — showing his dictatorial tendencies?
Where else can you find an opposition leader so weak and non-aggressive?
This is the Chamisa effect. He is, without doubt, ZANU PF’s biggest political asset.
Therefore, our strategy must be clear: let us continue to write negatively about him — but with precision. The more we attack him, the more his supporters will believe he is the “true opponent” of ZANU PF. This keeps them tied to a weak leader who is, in fact, helping us stay in power.
If Chamisa quits politics, Zimbabwe might end up with a stronger opposition leader — and that would be disastrous for us.
I trust you understand this directive and will adjust accordingly.
Yours in the Struggle,
Cde Levison Chambati
Chairman – Varakashi4ED Mash West.
There really is nothing to add here.
Chambati is not the first Zanu PF leaders to acknowledge MDC/CCC are Zanu PF team B in all but name, Mnangagwa said the same thing at a public gathering attended by Zanu PF leaders and opposition leaders. “There is no friction between Zanu PF and the opposition. They are helping to keep Zanu PF in power whilst they stay in the opposition,” he boasted.
During the 2008 to 2013 GNU, Zanu PF cronies were asked why MDC leaders were not implementing any democratic reforms. “Mazivanhu eMDC adzidza kudya anyerere!” replied the cronies, drumming their chest with the self-adoration of the seasoned conman who has just pulled off his greatest conquest!
MDC/CCC leaders have failed to implement even one token democratic reform in 25 years including the GNU years to dilute Zanu PF’s carte blanche dictatorial powers. And ever since the GNU debacle they have participated in flawed elections to give Zanu PF legitimacy and to perpetuate the nation’s suffering out of greed.
Chamisa lied about “plugging all the Zanu PF vote rigging loop hole. #Godisinit!” to con 2 million to participate in the flawed 2023 elections. He even evoked the name of God in his idiotic lies. The 2m were foolish enough to believe the idiotic lie!
True! You can fool SOME people ALL the time. Can fool ALL SOME of the time. But you cannot fool ALL the people ALL the time. There are growing signs that Chamisa will not be as successful in conning as many Zimbabweans to participate in flawed 2028 elections. This is what Chambati it talking about and hence instructing his Varakashi4ED brigades to box Chamisa with kid gloves!
Chamisa & co. are Zanu PF team B fighting to keep team A in power. Zanu PF is smart enough to recognise how useful MDC/CCC have been to the regime and is offering Chamisa’s protection. “Chakanaka chakanaka mukaka haurungwi munyu!” as one would say in Shona!